Dear Valued Customer:
We at Hackorp apologize for the service outage you experienced yesterday. Our servers have undergone an outage of biblical proportions and we have now managed to get them back online. As you requested, here is a listing of your most recent missed calls.
Call From: Time of Call: Gene 1:16 AM Daniel 4:29 AM Joshua 1:07 PM Levi 2:38 PM Gene 5:12 PM Zeke 4:10 AM
Please accept this complimentary Xbox to make up for this service outage.