"The Force will be with you, always."
"More human than human is our motto."
"You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it."
"Outside it may be raining, but in here it's entertaining!"
"I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend."
"A man tells so many stories, that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal."
"Ray, if someone asks if you are a god, you say yes!"
"I won't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies."
"Never give up. Never surrender."
"Failure is not an option."
"Yes sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure."
"That kid may be the stupidest son of a bitch I've ever seen, but he sure is fast!"
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
"When one of my agents says to you 'the sun is shining,' you will respond, 'but the ice is slippery.'"
"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
"Keep an eye on the staircases. They like to change."
"That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that."